sketchdeath:

i lied. were not having sex. put on the jacob geller video

heritageposts:

we need to go back to hating tumblr. no more hellsite (affectionate). don’t even think of giving these clowns your money. if i see you with a checkmark next to your name i’m opening fire

doubleca5t:

doubleca5t:

crit role fandom is off the shits in ways I can’t comprehend and I don’t even have to be in the fandom to know this. every CR drama I have the displeasure of tangentially encountering is a labyrinthine web of bizarre allegations that seemingly have nothing behind them but stretch on forever. The cast has cultivated such an intensely parasocial connection with their fanbase that people act like they’ve had their house broken into and every piece of furniture removed like that scene in the fresh prince of bel air every time roy mustang or jaina proudmore or whoever the fuck is on that show does something with their character that rustles their jimmies. I saw fanart rolling in as the first episode of C3 was premiering for characters that had been revealed literal minutes ago - the kind of insane turnaround normally only seen from pokemon porn artists when a new female character drops. no one seems even the slightest bit perturbed by the fact that every epsisode is four hours long, that’s just a normal amount of content to both watch on a weekly basis and get caught up on. I’m never sure if I’m horrified or in awe

untitled-and-unoriginal:

starplatinumnun:

The Locked Tomb Series Official Reading Order:

- The Iliad

- The Bible

- Dante’s Inferno or Paradise Lost (optional)

- Homestuck

- Gideon the Ninth

- The Mysterious Study of Doctor Sex

- Lolita

- Harrow the Ninth

- Harrow the Ninth Again

- As Yet Unsent

- Nona the Ninth

torbooks:

torbooks:

Which Locked Tomb character combo do YOU think is featured in the new Locked Tomb short story coming this fall (in the paperback of Nona)?

Teacher & John

Ianthe & Palimedes 

Gideon & Gideon

Mercymorn & Camilla

“i’m sorry the normal tor tumblr person was sick and i don’t know how to spell palimedes”

kibumkim:

😭😭😭😭

zoethiahs-little-pillow-fort:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

This is true I think, everyone just has very normal and even-minded thoughts and opinions about transfeminine sexuality

No honestly I think it’s REALLY important that people see this. Literally the exact same post, sans trans people, and it didn’t get flagged.

nixtevs-hugo-boss:

this is going around twitter rn but im also super curious: please tell me your top four comfort movies that you’re always down to watch bc my friend thinks mine are ridiculous and now we’ve realised everyone’s version of “comfort” is hilariously different

bossbabyofficial:

do the non germans even know theres a lion loose in berlin and no one knows where its from because all the usual places a lion could escape from arent missing any